Jokes: Kiss Or Slap

Jokes: Kiss Or Slap

A Manager, his Assistant (Male), one old woman and her young daughter are traveling in a train and during the course of time get themselves introduced to each other and become temporary friends. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.

The women and the Assistant are sitting there looking perplexed.

The Manager is bending over holding his  face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

The Old woman is thinking:

These Managers are all crazy after girls. He must have kissed my daughter in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

The Young girl is thinking:

The Manager must have tried to kiss me but kissed my mother instead and got slapped.

The Manager is thinking:

Damn it. My Assistant must have kissed the young girl. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

The Assistant is thinking:

If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap my Manager again.  The Rascal keeps harassing me in the Office.

1 ulasan:

  1. hahaha.....interesting...very very clever

    BalasPadam